My cats!

Their names be raven and crow and its up to you to find out which is which!

Not my cats!

This one here is Kita and she belongs to my grandparents! she's a bit skittish hehehe :3 She is also the only indoor cat on the ranch!

This one is a stray cat I found on a walk in my neighborhood which I believe may have been the mother of my cat, Crow who I found as a young kitten last october in a neighbors laundry room. This stray was very affectionate and i saved her from getting potentially run over :3

User submitted cats!

OWNER: SCOURGE FROM THE TRANSING THE INTERNET WEBRING

SCOURGE SAYS: her name is eyelet but i just call her kitty she is by best friend ever i love her more than love itself she likes cheese, and eating the cream cheese off my bagels. her favorite toy is a poptart stuffed with weed (catnip) and when her pupils dilate she looks like a cartoon character and she loves to jumpscare me in the middle of the night

I SAY: SHE IS LIVING HER BEST GOOFY FREELOADING LIFE THAT CAT IS A 9/10!!

OWNER: MOJO CHESSMASTER

MOJO CHESSMASTER SAYS: this is myy cat bill hes my best friend hes a very large boy!!he loves getting cuddles and hes very very sweet :)) whenever he bites or attacks me he licks me afterwards which i think is very very cute IMO. hes a little garfy boy :)

I SAY: your cat is large, cuddly, and maybe even eepy so i suggest making him a tray of lasagna and setting him on the recliner to watch some tv. 7/10

OWNER: SANFORD

SANFORD SAYS: This is Toby he s under one year and we adopted him last year when he was a little scrunkly He fuckin loves food and would do anything for it

I SAY: Wowzer cats grow so much in one year you can hardly tell that hes just a little bimbini! especially when hes so skilled with those yoga poses of his! this cat is a 8/10!

OWNER: AIDEN!!! FROM THE TRANS WEB

AIDEN SAYS: this critter was given to us by my mom's coworker's brother's boyfriend!!! she was found inside of a car that came from Houston after hurricane Harvey. she's a silly little creacher :3 she is very vocal and likes to act very humanlike (conspiracies have been made.) i love her sm :3

I SAY: human cats are the best types of cats and she is relatable to me in the way that I have a character named tristan and i also was alive here in texas during hurricane harvey. cat is a 9/10

OWNER: AIDEN FROM THE TRANS WEB

AIDEN SAYS: this bitty bat was a rescue from my friend's mom's old truck bed with a number of other kittens. this crittery likes to sleep everyplace that looks comfy enough to her (laundry basket, bed, comforter blanket, bodies...) she doesn't meow a lot, only when she's hungry lol. also when you pick her up. shes so fluffy I love her too :33

I SAY: That is a comfy comfy creature. I suggest giving her a little blankie. 9/10

OWNER: OLIVER!!

OLIVER SAYS: i was looking @ your website & i was like "lol i should send my cat" so here is my cat clancy for you to rate so this is clancy, he's very fat & he's huge!! we think he has some mainecoone in him. he's very gay & his favorite toy is this eggplant with catnip in it.

I SAY: love pampering your cat and you should definitely pamper a large gay cat as it would be bigoted not to (/j) and hes also high off his balls it seems so your cat gets a 10/10!!

OWNER: FISHER

FISHER SAYS: this is pascal hes just a funny little guy!! i dont know how old he is but hes been around since like forever...... i love him

I SAY: this caqt is such a funny funny guy 10/10 cat for realz

AT THIS MOMENT CAT RATINGS ARE CLOSED TO THE PUBLIC CUZ THEY TAKE UP SO MUCH SPACE